{"title":"Shameless, Unnecessary Holiday Coffees","description":"\u003cp\u003eNothing says the holidays like coffee, right? Big brands sure think so. Since when did coffee overtake the yule log?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo embrace our Shameless, Unnecessary Holiday offerings, where you can buy holiday branded coffees that are holiday themed in name only. But they sure are cute and the coffee is as delicious as it is all year, just now served with more cheer?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore being added soon! \u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"holiday-hot-cocoa-med-roast","title":"Holiday Hot Cocoa: Med Roast","description":"\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eWelcome our latest coffee in our Shameless and Unnecessary Holiday line, our Holiday Hot Cocoa, a coffee you can get all year round, but now adorned with an adorable holiday themed label of our Chief Fur Officer Artie swimming in delicious hot chocolate (don't try that at home). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eThe adorable labels were illustrated by artist Melly Wells, who also designs all our bags and merch. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eThis coffee is a blend  of our crushable Beacon Brew, blended with our light-medium natural parainema  varietal, the legendary HALE coffee, \u003ca title=\"funky fruits coffee\" href=\"https:\/\/thearterycommunityroasters.com\/collections\/light-roasts\/products\/funky-fruits-2-0-light-roast-so\"\u003e\u003c\/a\u003eto make a coffee that is sweet, chocolatey, velvety and a bit fruity. It's got hints of funk, without overwhelming your senses. This is a coffee you could easily drink throughout the holidays while still wowing houseguests! And yes, it will remind you of hot cocoa. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eHot cocoa isn't just for kids in old timey movies anymore! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORIGIN + VARIETY: SINGLE PRODUCER\u003c\/strong\u003e - Colombia\/Honduras + Pink Bourbon \/ Parainema\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTASTING NOTES: dark chocolate + delicate fruit notes\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eROAST\u003c\/strong\u003e: Medium\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCERS\u003c\/strong\u003e: Pastor Ordonez \u003cspan\u003e- Colombia \/ Audeli Vasquez -Honduras\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALTITUDE\u003c\/strong\u003e: 1535-1900 masl\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePROCESS\u003c\/strong\u003e: Washed \/ Natural\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e: Available in 227g and 340g only. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGRIND\u003c\/strong\u003e: Whole Bean, Filter, French Press and Espresso\/Moka Pot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"22px\"\u003eBrewing Tips:\u003cspan data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"30.8px\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eESPRESSO: \u003c\/strong\u003eIf wanting to pull this coffee as an espresso, we recommend experimentation. Try a 1:2.5 ratio, and grind a litter finer for a longer shot. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePOUR OVER:\u003c\/strong\u003e For a V60, we recommend grinding fine-medium for this roast, 2-3 pours (post bloom).  We use a 1:15 for a real velvety cup, or a 1:16\/1:17 for a more rounded cup. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFRENCH PRESS:\u003c\/strong\u003e We recommend the James Hoffman method for French press: 1:16.67 ratio \/\/ medium grind (not too coarse) \/\/ add water, do not stir, brew for 4 minutes \/\/ after 4 mins break crust gently, scoop everything off that floats \/\/ let sit for another 5-8 minutes \/\/ don't press all the way, only use it as a filter at the surface of the brew.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eICED COFFEE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect as a funky and wild pour over flash freeze brew. Use large cocktail ice, lower your brewing ratios and then prepare as you usually would (with the option of adding a bit less water)! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eThank you to our partners at www.Semilla.com for the information contained on this page!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artery Community Roasters","offers":[{"title":"227g \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":62598633160863,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"227g \/ Filter","offer_id":62598633193631,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"227g \/ Espresso\/Moka","offer_id":62598633226399,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"227g \/ French Press","offer_id":62598633259167,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":62907499085983,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ Filter","offer_id":62907499118751,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ Espresso\/Moka","offer_id":62907499151519,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ French Press","offer_id":62907499184287,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0450\/6366\/7871\/files\/20251213_154744_0000.png?v=1765659220"},{"product_id":"candy-cane-holiday-roast","title":"Candy Cane: Holiday Roast","description":"\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eHoliday Roast, that's a thing right!?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eAnother new addition to our Shameless and Unnecessary holiday line, comes our Candy Cane, coffees you can get all year but rebranded with an adorable, but unnecessary, holiday label! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eThe label was illustrated by artist Melly Wells, who also designs all our bags and merch. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eAnd this coffee is a crowd favourite because it's tasty and has an amazing producer behind it, Pastor Ordoñez. This is the same pink Bourbon we use for our Sunset Espresso and Picnic del Pastor but this one is a new roast profile that we thought reminded us a bit more of sweet candied orange. No candy cane in sight but the label is still cute. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eSo a holiday coffee that is both shamelessly branded while also supporting a really amazing producer. Can't go wrong! \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eORIGIN + VARIETY: SINGLE PRODUCER\u003c\/strong\u003e - Colombia - Pastor Ordoñez \u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTASTING NOTES: holiday cheer? 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Try a 1:2.5 ratio, and grind a litter finer for a longer shot. We pulled this roast with 18g in, 36g out, at 34 seconds on our Silvia and it was great. But as always play around with it! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePOUR OVER:\u003c\/strong\u003e We recommend grinding a touch medium\/medium-fine for this roast, 2-3 pours (post bloom).  We use a 1:16 for this one. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFRENCH PRESS:\u003c\/strong\u003e We recommend the James Hoffman method for French press: 1:16.67 ratio \/\/ medium grind (not too coarse) \/\/ add water, do not stir, brew for 4 minutes \/\/ after 4 mins break crust gently, scoop everything off that floats \/\/ let sit for another 5-8 minutes \/\/ don't press all the way, only use it as a filter at the surface of the brew.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eICED COFFEE:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect as a pour over flash freeze brew. Use large cocktail ice, lower your brewing ratios and then prepare as you usually would! \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-open-accessibility-text-original=\"16px\"\u003eThank you to our partners at www.Semilla.com for the information contained on this page!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artery Community Roasters","offers":[{"title":"227g \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":62598668583071,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"227g \/ Espresso\/Moka","offer_id":62598668615839,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"227g \/ Filter","offer_id":62598668648607,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"227g \/ French Press","offer_id":62598668681375,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ Whole Bean","offer_id":62907506655391,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ Espresso\/Moka","offer_id":62907506688159,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ Filter","offer_id":62907506720927,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"340g \/ French Press","offer_id":62907506753695,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0450\/6366\/7871\/files\/Untitled_design_20251127_144605_0000.png?v=1764825551"},{"product_id":"holiday-gifters-delight-coffees-and-a-mug","title":"Holiday Gifters Delight: Coffees and a Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eTwo adorable holiday themed bags and a mug, the perfect gift. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEnjoy free shipping, bundled savings and free gift wrapping, and some great coffees!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis Box Includes: \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1x227g Holiday Hot Cocoa\u003c\/strong\u003e - chocolate forward medium roast that is part washed coffee and part funky natural (part of Shameless and Unnecessary Holiday line of coffees you can get all year but branded for the holidays!)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1x227g Candy Cane\u003c\/strong\u003e (balanced medium roast, perfect for filter or espresso.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 \u003cstrong\u003eArtery Ceramic Diner mug\u003c\/strong\u003e with two sided printed designs by artist Melly Wells.  \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank \u003cstrong\u003eArtery Holiday Cards\u003c\/strong\u003e (or we can add a custom note, just choose the gift option at check out but only chose the free note option, not the paid gift wrapping as that is already included. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING!! - we can even ship it right to the recipient's address if different form yours!*\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e*please note we can't guarantee ship times but national orders received by Dec. 15 should make it for Dec 24 and locally place your orders by Dec 21 and we'll get it to you by Dec 24. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Artery Community Roasters","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":62601925394591,"sku":null,"price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0450\/6366\/7871\/files\/20251203_191404_0000.png?v=1764825551"}],"url":"https:\/\/thearterycommunityroasters.com\/collections\/shameless-unnecessary-holiday-coffees.oembed","provider":"The Artery Community Roasters","version":"1.0","type":"link"}